Get in touch

Tell us the goal.
We'll tell you the truth.

No deck. No discovery call about discovery calls. Just a plain answer on whether we're the right partners for what you're trying to build.

The form is below.

Before you scroll

Two doors. Same studio.

If you already know what you want, send the brief. If you'd rather find out whether your brand belongs on London Baithead before either of us spends a minute on a call, take the scorecard first.

Door 1

I know what I need.

Skip ahead. Fill in the form. We'll reply in two working days.

Door 2

I'm not sure yet.

Five minutes. A few honest answers. You'll know whether your brand fits the platform before the conversation starts.

What we'll need from you.

The more you tell us, the more useful our reply will be. The less you tell us, the broader it lands. Either way, you'll get one.

Tick all that apply.

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Optional. A ballpark helps us reply with something specific instead of something generic.

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Optional, but the more useful, the more useful our reply.

We'll reply within two working days. Not two weeks.

After you hit send

Here's the order of operations.

01

The message lands.

Straight to the inbox we read. Not a routing system. Not a chatbot. The team.

02

We reply in two working days.

That's a hard rule, not a marketing line. Every message gets read by a human and answered properly.

03

If we're a fit, we book the call.

Scope, timing, approach. Plain English. No theatre.

04

If we're not, we'll tell you.

And where useful, we'll point you to who is. The introduction is free. The honesty is the whole point.

That's the whole process. No nurture sequence. No drip campaign. No "still thinking it over?" email six months from now.

Questions you might have first

Before the form gets sent.

No. A range helps. A guess helps more than nothing. If you genuinely don't know, write that, tell us the goal, and we'll work backwards from there.

For social placements on London Baithead's Instagram, the entry point is around ยฃ325 โ€” a single Instagram story post. Below that, the spend won't move the needle, and we'd rather you saved it for when it can.

Send the brief anyway. Sometimes the answer is "let's go." Sometimes it's "fix this first, then come back." Both replies are useful. Neither costs you anything.

Yes. Mention it in the form and we'll send one across before the conversation goes deeper.

Always, with a filter. We cap how much we run at a time, on purpose. If we're full, we'll be straight with you. We won't take a deposit and put you in a queue.

Built in London. The team works across the UK, USA, Germany, Netherlands, Tรผrkiye, Brazil, Japan, India, Pakistan, Nigeria, Ghana. We work remotely as standard. Where you are doesn't change whether we can work together.

We turn down work that won't perform.
That's why the work performs.

You send a brief.
We send a reply.
Two working days. One honest answer.